My Own Private Therapy

The paintings on this page (and on the Odditorium page) are not my entire output but are highlights from the past 25 years or so. (Some pieces I didn't get a photo of before they left my sight.) I'd say roughly two thirds of these are on the walls of friends. Many of these were given away as gifts; some were purchased. Contact me if you see a piece you like. I can get you a photo enlargement or I may still actually have it . (All of these are acrylic on canvas or wood, some have additional airbrush touches.)

Paintings vary in size from 8"x10" to as large as 30"x40".)

May you enjoy them half as much as I enjoyed painting them.

To paraphrase Bullwinkle J. Moose, "Scroll away all you art lovers!"

Page 2 Paintings 2017 to ...
Updated June 2017
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Bill Humphries
"Which came first:
Col. Sanders or the chicken?"
1980
"Self-portrait as Col. Sanders."
1980
"La Nascita di
Signore Legume" 1983
"Occasional Discomfort 2nd Movement" 1984
"Some Days You Wonder If You're Awake" 1985
"Purple Chaplin" 1986
"Woman in an Empty Room"
1986
"What Hope There Is Is Love"
1986
"Occasional Discomfort 4a." 1986
"Occasional Discomfort 5." 1986
"Queen of Sleep (Dawn)" 1987
"Queen of Sleep (Dusk)" 1987
"Nipper's Epiphany" 1986
"Siamese Dylans Go Electric"
1987
"Elvis in Heaven with Giant Nabisco Pinwheels" 1987
"Caged (with Pillsbury Dough Boy)" 1988
"Sister Maria and Sister Teresa's Real Love" 1988
"Mr. Stik at the Seashore" 1986
"Woman and Fish (Red Suit)"
1989
"The Falling" 1989
"Woman and Fish 1" and
"Woman and Fish 2"
1988, 1990
"Oh That Yellow Suit" 1987
"Queen of Sleep (Mask)" 1988
"Woman and Fish (Red) " 1988
"Meerkat Vogue" 1988
"Ciao Edie" 1990
"Red Chaplin" 1987
"Mad Love" 1989
"Tom Waits For No Man"
1991
"Angel of New Orleans" 1991
"Psychokiller Vampire" 1990
"Cat's Eyes" 1990
"Whole lotta Lizards Going On"
1992
"Mars Needs Madonna-We Don't!"
1991
"Youch! 1"
1991
"Night Seeps Slowly into the Queen of Sleep's Dreams" 1992
"Last Orchid on Mars" 1992
"Attack of the Fifty Foot Bowie" 1992
Cub Dreams of Floating Dog Biscuits"
1992
"Yum" 1992
"Visit Shaman Bob's Used Voodoo Lot" 1992
"Cat Woman" 1992
"People Seem Wicked" 1992
"Calavera Catrina" 1992
"Red Suit 2" 1992
"Fallen Angel" 1992
"Look Out Kid, Don't Matter What You Did" 1992
"Before The Fall" 1992
"While Hans Slept His Fellow Inmates Had Moved His Bed
1992
"While they hadn't seen the other in years, they recognized one another immediately." 1992
"Lennon After Midnight" 1992
"Can't Stop Now-My Hair's on Fire!" (starring Brad Pitt as James Dean)
1993
"Night of the Living Bowie" 1993
"Zappa 2" 1994
"Midge (1943" 1992
"Midge loved to travel" 1992
"These Boots Are..."
1994
"No Salesman will Call"
1994
"The Coyote and the Snake"
1994
"Rapa Nui" 1994
"Damfino" 1994
"Pillsbury Rothko" 1995
"Elroy's Wet Dream"
1996

"Odd Man Out" 1996
"Nuclear Siblings See Red" 1996
"Nuclear Siblings and their Backyard Vigil" 1996
" INRI JIMI" 1999
"The Vowels of Love"
1996

"Bob and Betty Blauaugen
loved their meat" 2002
"Laws of Chance and Gravity"
1996
"Autumn Rhythms" 1998
"Use Only as Directed" 2004
"My-T-Fine: Meat in a Can" 2004
"Happy Birthday" 2004
"Pillsbury Blueboy" 2002
"Buttercup Kicks Butt!" 2003
"12 O'clock Shadow" 2004
"Martin Scorsese directs Joe Pesci in THE MOJO JOJO STORY" 2004
"What a relief it is" 2007
"Rothko Dusk" 2007
"Ol' Mistuh Hoppers' Railyard" 2007
"Boy or Astroboy?" 2007
"Dance Me to the End of Love" 2007
Jolly Green Green Ché" 2008
"Can't hurry love (No, you just have to wait.)"
2007
"Stop in the name of love"
2007
"Someday we'll be together" 2007
"(Whenever You're Near) I Hear A Symphony" 2008
"Love Child (Never Quite as Good)" 2007
"Keep Falling in and out of Love" 2007
"Red, white and black #1" 2008
"Wonald's Widdle Wobot Fwiend" 2008
"Ziggy McStardust and the Robots from Mars" 2008
"Big Boi" 2008
"Oh oh oh it's magic, you know"
2009
"Cappy (ca. 1960)"
2009
"Not That There's Anything Wrong With That"
2009
"Red, black and white #2
2008
"Cracked Actors: Invasion of the Body Snatchers"
2009
"Cracked Actors: Hangover Square (1945)"
2009
" Ronald Selfie" 2009
"A Stooge in the Whitehouse in 2020" 2009
"Peter Cottontail" 2010
"Wattzup? (Pepto pink)" 2010
"Wattzup? (Primaries)" 2010
"We doan need no steenkin' cheeps" 2010
Ed Harris' interpretation of Mr. Clean as Jackson Pollack 2011
"Results may vary" 2011
"Gold Amy" 2012
"So you rats..." 2010
"Orange Bowie" 2012
"Purple Bowie" 2012
"Jolly Green Che" 2012
"Dramatization" 2012 (After Joseph Albers)
"Adam's Apple" 2013
" PLOP" 2013
" Dr. Katz' Rat" 2013
"Jack's Rabbit" 2014
"P is for Pablo" 2013
"D is for Dizzy" 2016
"Blue Twiggy" 2014
"N is for Neruda" 2014
"C is for Cohen" 2014
"S Is for Sinatra" 2016
"Spring in Gerhard Richter's Back Yard" 2014
"Gerhard Richter's Spring Break" 2014
"Median 1" 2014
"Median 2" 2014
"Median 3" 2014
"Summer in Gerhard Richter's Back Yard" 2016
"Fall in Gerhard Richter's Back Yard" 2016
"Slim Fast or Your Money Back" 2014
"Elroy Goes to Hell for Excessive Wanking Off" 2014
"Sunday Girl" 2014
"Winter in Gerhard Richter's Back Yard" 2016
"Lava Lamp 1" 2014
"Lava Lamp 2" 2014
"Lava Lamp 3" 2014
"Lava Lamp 4" 2014
"Empty Cube" 2015
"Red Line 7000" 2015
"Green Giant Selfie" 2014
"Beans Not Bombs" 2015
"Cracked Actor 3: Raymond Burr" 2015
"Cut loose (Foot Loose)" 2015
"Carry That Weight (a Long Time)" 2015
"Empty Cylinder" 2015
"Carry That Weight (a Long Time) (Orange)" 2015
"DeathStar" 2016
"Peggy Sun Burst" 2016
"Fetish (After Robert Motherwell" 2015
"Carry That Weight (a Long Time) (Orange #2)" 2016
"V. Price, Esq. (Purple)" 2016
"Death and the Maiden" 2016
"V. Price, Esq." 2016
"Buckminster Fuller's Daydream" 2016
"I Wanna Be Your Dog (orange)" 2016
" I Wanna Be Your Dog (yellow)" 2016
"And Then God Throws You A Knuckleball l" 2016
"Lynch Noire" 2016
"Cut Loose Foot Loose "(Orange ) 2016
"Carry That Weight (a Long Time) (Red #2)" 2016
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot (orange)" 2016
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot #1" 2016
"The Devil's Backbone" 2016
"Liz" 2016
"Burger Chef" 2016
"Ground Control to Major Elroy" (color) 2016
"Ground Control to Major Elroy" (ghost) 2016
"My World Is Empty Without You" 2016
"Tough Guys–JImmy Cagney" 2016
"Glamour Gals–Joan Blondell" 2016
"Tough Guys–Robert Ryan" 2017
"Glamour Gals–Bette Davis" 2017
"Don't Matter What You Did" 2016
"Cracked Actor–Bette Davis" 2017
"It's a Gas Gas Gas" 2017
"Daisy Bomb" (Robyn Hitchcock lyrics) 2017
"Elroy Boy Be Tripping" 2017
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot #3" 2017
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot #4" 2017
"Tilda Whorl" 2017
"All Right Now" 2017
"CLOG" 2017
"Head Shots: A Lad Insane" 2017
"Glamour Gals - Audry Totter" 2017
"Head Shots: Tilda" 2017
"Tough Guys - Humphrey Bogart" 2017
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"Options Shown" 2015